hang in there, kiddo.: Archive

wow, david.

yeah, you’re a real fucking piece of work. you know what, go burn in hell you stupid motherfucker. you lying, cheating bastard. i hope you get what’s coming to you. and i hope she fucking drags you down with her because she’s going nowhere and i was trying to save you from doing just that. but i can’t save you. no one can. You’re the perfect specimen. The perfect example...

Dec 30th

Sometimes me and my boyfriend have arguments over...

starrymornings: In my case it’s a friend rather than boyfriend. Nevertheless, it still frustrates me and brings my mood down. i know exactly how this feels.

Dec 30th

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if we die, then we die, and i'll sing this buried...

i need somebody, somebody crazy enough to tell me, “i will love you till we are buried.” our bodies, our bodies buried close together, in the cemetary weather ♥

Dec 28th

does anyone else just randomly get really,...

Dec 28th

Dec 25th

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LOL JON [lol so many curse words]

Me: Maaaan, I fuckin' hate those commercials that are like, "This is a poptart: -piece of cardboard- and this is a warm, delicious, Pillsbury toaster strudel! -faggotry pastry-" omfg bitch, I fuckin' love poptarts and toaster strudel can suck my dick! 
Jon: You have a dick? Can I suck it too?
Me: Ooooh yeah ;D
Jon: Sweet! I get to suck a girl's dick!
Me: ROFL if I had one in real life though I would let you because that'd be fuckin' weird as shit.

Dec 24th

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lol nevermind.

i guess he doesn’t like me back. fml. lol. :(

Dec 24th

baby, stay away from my friends, 'cause i need...

Dec 22nd

that awkward moment when your friend is watching...

Dec 22nd

Emotions due to social networking errors:

leeexus: penniesfromheaven-: fuckmepoynter: Twitter: Reaction: Facebook: Reaction: Tumblr: Reaction: Myspace: Reaction: LOL JK WHO USES MYSPACE ANYMORE. OMG! THIS!! yes. BAHAHA the FB one! LOL! LOLOLOL YEEESSSS EXACTLY LIKE THAT! xDDD

Dec 22nd

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When you see your crush...

chokeonmybeep: 1st you’re like Then they do something cute and you’re Then some one starts flirting with them and you’re like Then they start flirting back and you’re like Then two weeks later they’re a couple and you’re like And now you feel like

Dec 22nd

couldn't have put it any better myself. i hope she... →

Dec 21st

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that awkward moment when

you are facebook-creeping your crush and you realize that you are getting ridiculously jealous over every girl that is affiliated with him in any way, whatsoever. :I

Dec 21st

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